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dreams i've had in the last week

1. there was all this maple syrup on a windowsill and i had to sop it up with a big piece of bread

2. hanging out with ashley olsen in new york, but she was like a mean girl from high school and made me carry all her shit for her

3. escaping from an arranged marriage in mexico, only to be stopped by an african warlord who shot me with a blue ray of light